EP 062 – Big God’s Big Hot Garbage Book

Click the picture for the show or god will throw you in the trash!

This week on the show, the gang debates the finer points of eating a street vendor’s dubious lunches. Ryan buys a brace of manga, while Albetski remains salty about losing Strip Search.

Everyone should be asking, “Where’s Pacman 2?”


5:59 – Comics on the Internet (Camp Weedonwantcha)

18:18 – Talkin’ Bout Films (Blade Runner: The Final Cut)

33:19 – We Play Games We Go Hard (Blood Bowl 2)

41:43 – Grab Bag (Monster: The Perfect Edition Vol. 3)

EP 061 – Bugaboo Wild Wings

Grab a basket of steaks and hit that damn doohicky!

This week on the show, the gang read a bunch of “fresh” first issues underneath the covers with a flashlight, as men once did. Ryan should be a creative consultant on everything, ever.

Albetski needs to stop eating my goddamn steaks.


5:08 – Wrasslin’ Wrundown (WWE Night of Champions 2015)

19:59 – Comics off the Internet (We Stand Our Ground #1, Star Wars: Shattered Empire#1, King: Prince Valiant #1)

34:01 – Talkin’ Bout Films (From Up on Poppy Hill)

42:08 – We Play Games We Go Hard (Destiny: The Taken King)

EP 060 – You STILL Can’t Just Hire One Guy From The Axe Gang

Click the dohicky and be taken to a magical world where everything is still the same but now you’re listening to a podcast.

In this episode of the Hell to Breakfast Show, nothing is ever good enough for Ryan. The boys imagine a world without Harrison Ford’s Academy Award winning performances.

Brendan really wishes he could draw like Todd McFarlane.


7:31 – Comics off the Internet (Lumberjanes Vol. 1 by Noelle Stevenson, Grace Ellis & Shannon Watters)

18:12 – Comics off the Internet (Plutona #1 by Jeff Lemire, Emi Lenox, & Jordie Bellaire)

21:50 – Talkin’ Bout Films (Kung Fu Hustle)

32:04 – Grab Bag (Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, Danger 5, Naoki Urasawa’sPluto, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Mr. Nobody)

EP 059 – Roscoe Speak MAAAN

Click the picture for the show. It’s my way or the highway.

This week on the show, it’s Brendan’s way or the highway. ZetaRayZac joins the boys in the basement to inject some much-needed life into the program, while Ryan remains a joyless, inhuman monster who won’t stop running his goddamn mouth.

No one gives a SHIT about Reboot.


6:14 – Talkin’ Bout Films (Road House)

17:50 – Comics off the Internet (We3 by Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely)

32:55 – We Play Games We Go Hard (Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain)

EP 058 – Coots. Coots EVERYWHERE.

Click on the jiggy to get down with the business.

The boys get back in the studio after a long week of sleeping with your mom to talk about whatever they damn well feel like. Ryan can’t remember Krom Stronkbomb’s name, while Brendan can’t prove that he still makes comics.

Kyle needs an anime-tervention.


5:46 – Wrasslin’ Wrundown (WWE RAW: Summerslam Fallout Show)

9:24 – Talkin’ Bout Films (First Blood)

22:41 – Making Comics (Working From Another Person’s Script)

27:08 – Comics on the Internet (Stand Still. Stay Silent.)

33:14 – Grab Bag (Diablo 3 Patch 2.3, Hajime no Ippo Season 2, Warren Ellis’ ELEKTROGRAD, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Mr. Cool Ice)

EP 057 – How Much Time IS There?

Clicky thing and go getting. QUICK THERE’S NO TIME!!!

The boys talk about some wrestling PPVs that almost all of them watched almost all the way through. No one can agree on whether the comic with the big oiled up gladiator super hero is ironic or not.

Ryan calls out the French for their bad taste in manga.


3:56 – Wrasslin’ Wrundown (WWE Summerslam 2015)
22:35 – Wrasslin’ Wrundown (NXT Takeover: Brooklyn)
36:23 – Comics Off the Internet (Flex Mentalo: Man of Muscle Mystery)
47:17 – Grab Bag (Velocity 2X, Fallout 3, Bloodborne, Terraformars, The Drops of God Vol. 1)

EP 056 – Thanks, Lolthbama

Get thinging and click the dohicky to go to the show.

The boys are back in town, and they did some things…and some stuff. Brendan and Ryan don’t remember what it means to be 13. Kyle won’t stop looking at his phone.

No one is mentioning what happened to the dog.


9:54 Grab Bag (Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure: Stardust Crusaders, Summerlands EP (M. Roosevelt), Fallout Shelter (for iOS and Android))
22:09 Comics on/off the Internet: (Dungeons & Dragons: The Legend of Drizzt, Vol. 1:Homeland)
38:13 Talkin’ Bout Films (Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead)

EP055 – I Needed Grackle Money

Click the thing to get the thing. Just thing it, come on.

Ryan continues to bring the anime bullshit and Kyle can’t stop yawning. Brendan remains dead—or DOES he?

No one can figure out metric.


9:01: We Play Games We Go Hard (Wolfenstein: The New Order)
19:28: Talkin’ Bout Films (REDLINE)
31:12: Grab Bag (Ryan’s Bullshit Manga of the Week)
35:59: Comics on the Internet (The Sleep of Reason)
50:58: Comics on the Internet (Emily Carroll’s When the Darkness Presses)