EP 081 – Hardcore Black Ice

Don’t slip on the pic. Just click.

This week on the show, Ryan lied. About what, you ask? You’ll just have to tune in and find out. Albetski gets excited about the prospect of “Tekken Month,” while Kyle’s just kinda along for the ride.

Coldplay has been taking care of himself, and that’s just…so great to see, man.


5:38 – Wrasslin’ Wrundown (Lucha Underground S02 E02)

17:21 – Talkin’ Bout Films (Tekken)

30:05 – We Play Games We Go Hard (Rise of the Tomb Raider, Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth)

EP 080 – Even Unplugged, Hitler Remains

Click the pic. No jokes this week, just do it.

This week on the show, Ryan manages to once again turn the conversation to the topic of Digimon. Brendan can’t pronounce Amanda Fynes’ name, while Kyle expresses his unqualified approval for The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

This episode of the Hell to Breakfast Show is brought to you by Sling TV’s competitors: “Sling TV: Really? Really?”


5:42 – Wrasslin’ Wrundown (Lucha Underground Season 2 Premiere)

27:18 – Comics off the Internet (Retro Slam Jam #1 by Blake Sims)

33:33 – Talkin’ Bout Films (The Grand Budapest Hotel)

EP 079 – I Will Munch-Find for DAYS to Get My Crystal Meth


Click the pic for meth.

This week on the Hell to Breakfast Show, the gang reminisces about the wealth of topics they COULD have used for a cold open, but didn’t. Three white guys from New England weigh in on sexual discrimination in Jamaica, with special correspondent DMX.

Jasper T. Jowls will cut your face.


4:13 – Wrasslin’ Wrundown (Royal Rumble 2016)

30:27 – Comics off the Internet (Virgil by Steve Orlando and J D Faith)

39:36 – Talkin’ Bout Films (Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior)

EP 078 – Young Girl Teeth

Click the pic to thank Drake.

In this week’s episode of the Hell to Breakfast Show, Brendan gets his cable installed–withhilarious results! Ryan tries to defend his favorite film/manga franchise–with hilarious results!

Kyle’s been playing the new Harmonix game–with hilarious results!


10:06 – Talkin’ Bout Films (The Hateful Eight)

22:09 – Talkin’ Bout Films (Labyrinth)

31:11 – We Play Games We Go Hard (Amplitude, Dead or Alive 5, Freedom Wars)

EP 077 – Ted Danson is…Jay Lethal!?

Click the pic to go back in time.

This week on the show, the boys continue struggling to find something, anything to thank Drake for. Ryan tries to remember whether Doraemon won the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship.

Jay “Black Machismo” Lethal remains black.


5:45 – Wrasslin’ Wrundown (Wrestle Kingdom 10)

25:02 – Comics off the Internet (Scott Mcloud’s The Sculptor)

38:32 – Talkin’ Bout Films (RoboCop)

EP 076 – I Don’t Know What to Write Here

Just click the damn thing

In this fresh new cast for the fresh New Year, the gang debates the fresh music of fresh-faced rapper(?), Drake. Ryan and Kyle discuss how they spent their holidays in their super-cool tree fort reading manga and talking about girls.

Albetski finally admits to his fantasy of submitting to a buff, glittery vampire.


6:42 – Grab Bag/Comics off the Internet (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part IV: Diamond is Unbreakable)

16:33 – We Play Games We Go Hard (Tomb Raider Round-up: Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris, Tomb Raider Go!, Lara Croft: Relic Runner)

24:24 – Talkin’ Bout Films (Jurassic World, The Godfather: Part II)

EP 075 – The 2nd Annual Hell to Breakfast TOPS & BOTTOMS

Click the pic to get to those sweet sweet tops and bottoms.

In this final show of 2015, the boys take a good, hard look at their lives over the past 365 days and give their Tops and Bottoms of the year.

The Hell to Breakfast Show Starz in their Eyez™ rating system achieves its actual final form, while Brendan curses out Robert Kirkman for his piss-poor work on Plutona.


3:29   – Tops and Bottoms: Wrasslin’ Wrundown

13:09 – Tops and Bottoms: Binge TV

22:11 – Tops and Bottoms: Comics off the Internet

31:16 – Tops and Bottoms: We Play Games Go Hard

41:39 – Tops and Bottoms: Comics on the Internet

55:34 – Tops and Bottoms: Talkin’ Bout Films

EP 074 – Smark Porn

Click the pic to go to a Sunnyorlandoflorida far, far away.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a trio of chucklefucks watched all of the films in the Star Wars franchise. Now, there has been an awakening. A new presence in the Force. And by gawd, you’re gonna hear about it.

Ryan won’t stop insisting that Apollo Crews vs. Baron Corbin was the best lightsaber fight in The Force Awakens.


4:46 – Wrasslin’ Wrundown (NXT Takeover: London)


26:03 – Talkin’ Bout Films (Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens)

EP073 – It’s ALWAYS The Italians

Click the pic for Carl.

This week on the show, Ryan airs his newfound beef with Return of the Jedi, while Carl has been playing a lot of Hot Racing Neo for the Pretendo Wub-Dub, which no one will let him talk about.

Albetski attempts to rationalize his hatred for Matt Fraction and his love for Ewoks.


5:22 – Wrasslin’ Wrundown (WWE TLC 2015)

28:10 – Comics off the Internet (Black Science Vol. 1)

36:50 – Talkin’ Bout Films (Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi)

Comic Sketchbook 3


Oh lordy, more concepts!

Also, much like your estranged father, it’s starting to look like this comic won’t make it for Christmas.  Wanna get it right, blah blah blah, all those creator excuses you love to hate.  Gonna be around then though, just want to soften the date a bit.

Get to see some more of our main characters here, starting to develop a bit.  And there’s a crappy floorplan